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Smoking has long been portrayed as the bad guy! But hey its not that bad after all you know,
It indeed does miracles to your health!
For all you smokers get ready for the time of your life !
1. Who needs oxygen when you can have tar!
Have you ever thought how outdated oxygen is…I mean come on we have been inhaling that for like centuries!
Its time we change, and what better substitute for oxygen than TAR !
Its blacker(read cooler) and makes young lungs look metal
2. Why be all ‘defensive’ with your heart when you can get it an attack!
Just think about the fact…that your heart beats all day!....give it some rest goddamit!
And whats a better rest than a heart attack…come on its fine go ahead
3. Digestion Is for noobs
Have you ever thought how boring it is to digest food all day…you don’t even get to know about it!
Well we have a solution, ULCERS !...
Now everytime you digest food you get a sweet burning sensation!
Thank us later!
4. Sex… make it interesting ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
We know you are a champ….and you don’t like it easy!
We have just the solution for you…smoking cigarettes can lower your sex hormones and make reaching orgasms difficult!
Go at it Tiger! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)'
5. Skin benefits…hurray
According to research…smoking can deteriorate your skin and cause balding ….in some cases it can even cause skin cancer!
Because having a good skin is so not manly!
This article is meant purely sarcastic…its about time you realise cigarettes are bad for you and is slowly killing you, Be responsible and quit smoking.
